so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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