So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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