Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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