Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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