We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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