You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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