On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Your penis caused this!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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