yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
