He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Those nachos came to me in a dream
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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