Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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