Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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