Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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