uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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