Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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