Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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