I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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