dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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