He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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