love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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