Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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