I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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