Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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