I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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