i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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