sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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