He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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