Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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