im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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