Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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