It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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