i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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