god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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