I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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