You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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