Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
This is the high leading the old right now
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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