She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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