This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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