super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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