Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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