My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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