I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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