I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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