problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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