omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
