It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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