so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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