i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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