I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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