ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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