You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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