Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize
