Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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